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To clarify Twilight stuff.....

Yes.  I have read the book.  I typically don't read romance novels because they piss me off. I'm sorry, imagination is good for you, but ladies, real men do not THINK, ACT, LOOK like the men do in these books. Example;" Her skin was like velvet, warmed velvet. She was slim, no delicate, she was tough , disciplined. She tasted of ripe, forbidden fruit, and smelled of midnight gardens......." 

gag  gag  gag.

Men do not notice if you are soft. You are a warm body, therefore accessible. Real men would not know the difference between velvet and cotton-poly blend. Delicate is not a word that would come to mind in heat of passion. And the tasting.....LOL!  What, pray tell would " forbidden" fruit taste like,as opposed to un-forbidden fruit, such as a pear, or a gala apple?

I am also sorry to add that if I were told I smelled like a midnight garden ( hmmmmm, would the smell be different, say, at 10:55 am?) I would question the sobriety of my Dear Man.

So, you might be asking yourself why I would go see a lovey story about vampires and LOVE. 

Because I may be just a warm body. But there is something there to suggest maybe I am something else. I can think in terms of being unrealistic for 1.5 hours, knowing that none of those things are possible. or, at least never, ever going to happen to me! Because of course, this is real life.

In simpler times.

Debbie Gibson

What I really want....

Is to leave home right now. Yes, It's true. I think Mom's in general have something wrong with them if they feel the need to be home every second. Right now, I am feeling like I am drowning a slow death. I am being pulled under longer and longer each time, and my breath is labored. Sometimes I wonder if there is really something wrong with me. I love being a Mom, a wife, but sometimes I don't LIKE it.
I want to leave. To be free for a few minutes of all chaos and responsibility. I'm tired. I'm beat. I feel like I have nothing else to give.
I'm a downer today.

Video of the day

hehehehehehehe, that's all I'm going to say!

4TH FOLDER, 4TH PHOTO IN PICTURE FOLDER- AND 4 THINGS

4TH FOLDER, 4TH PHOTO IN PICTURE FOLDER- AND 4 THINGS

I was tagged by Melissa. 

Here's how it works. Go In your Picture Folder, choose the 4th folder and 4th file, then share 4 things about the photo:

1. I came into my bedroom one afternoon and saw this hanging from my fan, going around, and around.

2. I am truly embarrassed by the dust on top, and that it is slightly out of focus.

3. I have no idea what these cartoon characters names are....from the movie Incredibles.

4. I laughed the rest of the day.

Tagging Tay, Della and Carrie!

Thanks, this one was fun!

NOVEMBER 14, 2008